Graphics Main ListMain List IndexRandom Madness HomeChoose a Quote sectionFunny QuotesLyric QuotesPagan QuotesRandom QuotesWord ArtLunar Goddess Spell for FertilityTiming:
when ovulating
You Will Need:
apple scented body cream
string of pearls ( faux are fine)
Procedure:
Take a shower then massage cream into your body.
Pay special attention to belly imagine that you
and your partners hands are glowing
with a warm golden light which is filling you stomach with warm all over.
Visualize that you are pregnant as you place the pearls around your neck.
Say:
Precious jewels of lunar, I offer this adornment
in honor of your power let fertile light shine through me. Blessed be.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Getting Pregnant SpellYou Will Need:
ace of wands
10 of cups
the SUN
something for a baby you bought specifically for this ritual
(a bib, a small blanket...etc.....)
9 red candles
Procedure:
Light the candles and lay out the tarot cards one by one.
Visualize yourself finding out your pregnant, 4
staring at a positive pregnancy test.
Say:
With these cards and with this spell-
I call upon the good and helpful powers.
I desire to start a family -
I desire energy and love to continue.
This small item (hold up the baby item)
is the token of the commitment we are ready to make.
We are ready to love our children.
We are ready to teach our children
and we are ready to have our children.
So it is - so it shall be!
Seal this spell with kisses and hugs
followed by the actions necessary to start a family.
Seashells represent fertility.
She can create a small seashell altar in her bedroom.
If she wants to add a deity,
I'd use the Goddess of Willendorf.
Any round and fertile/pregnant
goddess will work, and there are many!
Holed stones are also symbols of fertility.
Have her carry one her person or have
her wear one around her neck as a charm.
Placing one by the bed or between the
matters is also good. Eat healthy!
Diet plays an extreme part in fertility.
Use visualization.
She must be relaxed.
Also, studies show that when the man
and woman climax together,
the woman has a higher chance of conception.
Full moons, in tribal times and pre-electricity,
women would ovulate around the Full Moon and menstruate
around the Dark or New Moon.
One way to get yourself onto this cycle
is to start paying more attention to the phases
of the moon and also going out under
the moon for even a minute or two.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Magick Ritual For FertilityTiming:
Waxing to Full and the time you are usually most creative
You Will Need:
sandalwood incense for mental fertility
peach incense for physical fertility
incense burner
Gods/Goddesses to Call (choose 1 or 2):
Diana, Freyer, Ishtar, Liber,
Liberia, Brigit, Cerridwen, Cernunnos.
Food and Drink:
Salad of shredded carrots, cucumber,
and rice with an olive oil and garlic dressing
(served cold, use brown rice) a banana for dessert.
Tea: Peach
Do what you need to do to prepare for ritual.
Cast a circle and invoke your deities.
State your purpose and goal. Make it VERY specific.
Light your incense.
Imagine the incense filling that part
of you that you wish fertility to touch.
It must fill you, grow around you
and touch every part of you.
Starting in the east you face each
of the four directions imploring them.
Face East
Say:
Watchtowers of Air send your winds
to wash the stagnant part of me away.
Face South
Say:
Watchtowers of Fire send your heat
to fire my (brain, womb, loins)
Face West
Say:
Watchtowers of Water fill me with fertility
Face North
Say:
Great Goddess, Mother,
I make me as fertile as your rainforests, your oceans
you are fill me with life and hope
Lie on the floor head toward the north
arms and legs outstretched.
If you are not alone have your significant other
or coven mates place their
hand above your loins (not touching)
or head and send you healing energy.
Say:
Oh great _____ I implore you to fill
me with ripened fruit that I may bear __________.
Fill my (womb/loins/mind) with power and light.
Feel your body fill with power.
Feel the power emanate from the
place you wish to be fertile.
You eat the food with your fingers
imagining the food feeding that
which about you is infertile.
Then drink the tea in one draught.
(This is not meant to be a meal,
merely fill you with the energy of the food).
Close your circle in a normal manner.
Ground and center.
If you are doing the spell to be
physically fertile be sure
and have unprotected sex within 24 hours.
For female physical fertility this spell
should be done 14 days after a woman's cycle begins.
For a man it does not matter.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Fertility SpellYou Will Need:
patchouli oil
sandalwood incense
2 pine cones
3 wheat heads
green Candle
green marker
paper
Procedure
Rub the oil on the candle and anoint yourself
around the womb area with a drop of oil.
Light the candle and incense and place the pine
cones and wheat into a cauldron or container.
Visualize your magickal goal and use the marker
to draw yourself on the right
hand side of the paper as you are now.
Draw yourself as you want to be on the left side
(flat belly pregnant belly will do just fine).
Visualize your goal while drawing.
When you feel you've visualized
enough tear the paper in half.
Fold the left side with your goal
drawn on it into a small square.
Place it in your pocket then light the other
paper in the candle flame and place it in the cauldron to burn.
Chant or pray for your goal to be
realized as you watch the paper burn.
Bury the contents of the cauldron
in your yard - preferable a garden.
Leave an offering of a small crumb
of cake on a crystal plate for any
good spirits or fairies who might happen by.
Stay positive so you don't attract the
attention of any jealous or bad fairies!
Keep the paper with your goal drawn on it
with you at all times until your wish is granted
then you can place it in a safe place for luck.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Magic Fertility Circle
If you are having difficulty conceiving,
the following spell will help bring fertile energy
into your and your partner's bodies.
There are a number of steps that should be followed very
precisely to allow this spell to works
its magic most powerfully. Before proceeding, it would
be wise to make sure that you are not under
any psychic attacks that may be interfering with your
ability to conceive. Purify your space,
and repair your aura.
Magical circles are potent spiritual charms,
and they can be made in many ways out of many substances,
or even out of pure spiritual energy.
This magic fertility circle is made
out of a number of substances
that increase the receptivity of the womb
and give strength to both partners reproductive energy.
You Will Need:
Strong alcohol such as rum,
whisky, scotch, cognac, etc.
If you or your partner strongly
prefer a particular spirit, use that.
Powdered coal, use Jet if you can find
it or the coals left over after burning a yule log.
White Ochre powder or white chalk
Turmeric Dried, Powdered rose or jasmine petals
Procedure
Beginning seven days before the day that
you plan to conceive, you and your partner
should both abstain from any sexual release.
If either of you has a lapse during this
seven day period resume normal sexual activity
and try again after the moon
has gone through a complete cycle.
On the day that you plan to conceive,
at noon, trace a circle around
your bed with the alcohol.
Visualize the alcohol energizing
both you and your partner.
Anoint the head board with the liquor.
At exactly one hour later, draw a circle
around your bed with the powdered coal.
Visualize you and your partner
being fruitful as the earth.
Lift up the mattress and throw a
handful of coal onto the box spring.
Wait exactly one hour and draw a
circle around the bed with the white ochre.
Visualize your body nourishing the
life that will be created within you.
Trace fertility symbols on your body
and your partner's body with the white ochre.
Exactly one hour later, make a circle
with the powdered rose or jasmine petals
that is smaller than the other circles.
Sprinkle the powder between the sheets.
Make love with your partner in the bed.
Repeat the day's spellwork for two more days.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Fertility Egg Spell
A little magick can help in your quest to become pregnant,
but don't be foolish and ignore any possible medical issues.
Your supplies for this earth spell are just:
You Will Need:
1 raw egg
1 whole vanilla bean
1 Pencil
Procedure:
Write these symbols on an egg.
They're in Theban script, and read "ripe".
Go outside and dig a hole in your yard,
and bury the egg with the vanilla bean.
Make sure it's deep enough that an animal won't dig it up.
If you don't have a yard, use a large
flower pot filled with earth.
This spell works best if you bury the egg
during a waxing moon, though you don't
necessarily have to do it at night.
Each night afterwards though, you have to
go outside and water the spot so your spell can "grow".
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Egg Spell for FertilityYou Will Need:
1 egg
8 vanilla beans
A place to bury the egg
Procedure:
Using a natural food colouring, draw the letters "RIPE" on your egg.
Bury the egg along with the vanilla beans in the yard.
If you don't have access to any place for this,
use a large flower pot. Every night, water the
ground where you planted the egg, until you are pregnant.
When to do this spell: This spell is best performed
during the waxing moon phase (when the moon is getting
bigger in the sky), and preferably on a Monday.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Spells To Give Birth To a Healthy BabyYou Will Need:
1 apple
1 green, pine scented candle
Procedure
If you are worried that your unborn child may be
ill or be born with an inherited problem, cut an apple in half.
Take one half and rub the fruit over your belly.
Envision any sickness being drawn out of your womb
and out of your child, and into the fruit.
When you are done, bury that tainted half an apple
in the ground, away from your baby's nursery window.
Then go wash up, you are probably all sticky.
If a tree grows from the seeds left in the buried apple,
this is an indication that your child will be very strongly
linked to the element of Earth, and will never know hunger.
Eat the remaining half while envisioning
your baby being born happy and healthy.
You may wish to light a green,
pine scented candle while doing this.
Green candles are great for healing spells,
and pine is associated with Earth and fertility.
If you are allergic or can't eat apples,
throw it out, but take the time to do the visualization.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Sacred Midwife Spell
Hecate rides a chariot drawn by dragons, symbolizing her
dominion over the menstrual process. Other emblems include
a broomstick, a flaming thorch to light the way through dark
passages, and a key that unlocks all doors, gates,
and roads including the birth canal. Petition Hecate for safe,
smooth delivery prior to going into labor.
In addition midwives may always request Hecate's assistance,
guidance, and protection. The same ritual spell serves
laboring women and midwives alike.
You Will Need:
13 separated but unpeeled garlic cloves
1 plate.
Procedure:
Put thirteen separated but unpeeled garlic cloves on a plate.
Cover them with honey, lavender honey if at all possible.
(You can also infuse plain honey with lavender blossoms.)
Leave this at a crossroads, preferably at midnight, but at
least after dark, either on the final day of any month
or during the Dark Moon Phase.
Murmur your prayers and petitions and go
home, without looking back.
If you hear dogs or see them, especially black dogs or lone dogs
unaccompanied by people, this is very auspicious
(but should not be taken as an invitation to approach a strange dog,
if caution suggests otherwise.)
Hecate also sometimes manifests in the form of a black cat.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Feast of Expectant Mothers
Honor the life force that allows the human species to continue
and the women who manifest it. If you know someone who is pregnant,
visit her today&take her out to dinner, go shopping,
or do something else festive. Otherwise you could donate some
of your time and resources to an organization
that caters to pregnant women.
Here is a blessing you can say privately or write in
a card if you know someone who would appreciate it.
Say:
Blessed be the life-bearers
Who bring new souls into the world.
Blessed be the babies
Who are our hope for the future.
Blessed be the mothers and fathers
Who raise them to be good people.
Blessed be the pregnant women
For they are precious beyond price.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Chant For Naming The Unborn
When the womb is six months full,
Carry wine in a silver bowl
To a place where Sun may turn it gold;
There, on a dozen chips of wood,
Write twelve names to name the child -
Male and female, six of each;
Let them drift upon the flood,
While, with eyes closed, forth you reach
And choose the name that meets your hand:
Draw the fragment out, and stand
Facing the Sun, to read its sign
Inscribed forever from this time:
Now draw others, until you find
The other sex to match its twin -
And know that either name is good,
So given by Sun and wine and wood.
Go To TopMain ListRandom Madness Red Witch Conception
Witches were the midwives of the world, with intimate knowledge
of the birthing process from beginning to end.
Many witches have focused their art on helping bridge the powerful
energy that is created in the moments of conception and at the moment
of birth. Draw on the energy of all the world's women who have given
birth, or helped another woman through it, by using this spell to
help you conceive more easily and have an easier pregnancy.
You Will Need:
1 Red candle in the shape of a witch
Coconut Oil
2 sharp pins
1 piece of lavender colored paper
Procedure:
Hold the candle in both hands,
and instruct it to help you conceive.
If you have any fears or worries
about your pregnancy, you should
ask your candle to help you with those concerns.
On the paper write your wish for a child.
Fold the paper in half twice,
and use the two pins to affix
the paper to the base of the candle.
Dress the candle with a little bit of coconut oil.
Allow the candle to burn itself out,
and keep the stub and any wax drippings,
along with the paper and pins.
Make sure that the remains are kept
under the bed whenever you try to conceive.
When you conceive take the remains
of the spell and give them to another
woman that seeks to conceive,
or bury them at the edge between a forest and a meadow.