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Cat Communication
Purpose:
If you are wanting to be able to understand more than that,
"meow" out of your cat with your mortal ear, try this spell.
Procedure:
First get your cat to sit in front of you, COMPLETELY STILL!
Next tap it three times between the ears to
make extra sure the spell works.
Say:
Tail of Rat
Wing of Bat
Allow this Cat to Chit Chat.
You might need to repeat this a couple of times,
you're cat does not remain completely still.
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Candle Weight Loss Spell
You Will Need:
1 white candle
1 blue candle
1 yellow candle
Procedure:
Light them all in front of a mirror.
Say:
Lighter thinner
that I say
Make me my right size
this very day.
When you finish this chant, pour the wax from the candles
into a small glass with a new wick in it.
Repeat this day after day until your new candle is made.
Burn your new candle until it or the wind puts the candle out.
When you're feeling overweight again light
the candle and let it put itself out.
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Candle Spell for Weight Loss 2
Timing:
Waning moon
You Will Need:
1 pink candle
oil of choice
1 brown candle
Light a pink candle for self-love;
anoint it with the oil of your choice.
Next light a brown candle.
Engrave the number of pounds you want to lose on it,
then visualize banishing the excess weight.
Runes can be carved on it if you wish.
Incense can be burned; visualize the smoke
carrying away the excess poundage.
Adapt the spell to your own personal needs.
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Candle and Crystal Spell for Successful Study
You Will Need:
2 yellow candles
1 citrine quartz
lemon oil
Procedure:
Anoint two yellow candles with lemon oil and light them.
Take a citrine quartz, anoint with lemon oil also,
and place in front of the candles so that the candlelight shines on it.
Say:
Charge the stone with candle light
To fill my mind with wisdom bright
To keep my mind alert and clear
So that no bane can interfere
With the process of my brain
So what I read is knowledge gained
For all my life to stay with me
This is my will, so mote it be!
Let the candles burn and charge the stone while you study.
Keep the stone with you when you need
to give papers, take exams or study.
Calling Forth
And Bidding Hail The Planets
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The Energy Of Your Spiritual Family
When you are casting a spell you should always
light a candle that represents the
day you are working on and the planet/spiritual
family you are working with.
Let's just say you wanted to do a spell for better
communication between you and your partner.
You'd cast the spell on a friday working with your
Auntie Venus for her energies of love and joy,
but then you'd visit your Uncle Mercury for his
energies of good communication making sure that
the time was right by checking the time table..
You Will Need:
A lighter
Your spiritual family daily candle
snuffer
Procedure:
Light your spiritual family candle.
Say:
As I light this candle,
I call forth on the energies
of my uncle…./Auntie...
To hear my plea,
and increase the energies
of this spell for me.
I bring the offering
of this candle onto thee.
You have now called forth on your spiritual family.
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Bidding Hail And Farewell To Your Spiritual Family
You Will Need:
A snuffer.
When it is time to bid hail and farewell to your spiritual family,
you will need to say the following words as you snuff out the candle.
Say:
I give blessings and thanks
to my Uncle.../Auntie...
And bid hail and farewell.
you have now bid hail and farewell to your spiritual family.
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Bury Your Old Self Spell
You Will Need:
1 new potato
1 knife
Procedure:
If you are bothered by an aspect of your personality
that you would like to let go of,
then take a new potato and a knife (or your athame)
and carve the potato into an image
that represents the aspect to you.
At midnight, take the carved potato our into a field
(or wherever you can find relatively undisturbed dirt)
and bury it in the ground.
As you do, repeat these words.
Say:
With this image,
I consign this aspect of
myself to my mother the Earth.
As this image returns to the Earth,
this aspect of my personality
dissolves into my psyche
and is transformed into
new capabilities.
You're done.
As the image under the earth dissolves,
so will the quality you want to be rid of!
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A Spell For The Archangel
Procedure:
Close your eyes and imagine the Archangel,
Michael is standing in front of you,
holding his flaming, cobalt sword.
Say:
Michael to the right of me,
(imagine he moves to your right)
Michael to the left of me,
(imagine that there are now two michaels,
one right of you and one left of you)
Michael above me,
(now, imagine another Michael above your head)
Michael below me,
(imagine another Michael just underneath you)
Michael within me,
(Now, imagine another Michael inside you)
Michael, with your flaming sword of cobalt blue,
please protect me today,
as this spell I do.
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A Chocolate Spell
You Will Need:
chocolate
metal plate
4 element tea light candles
incense
Procedure:
Cast your circle since this is a time when the spirits are abroad.
Light your four Element candles.
Light the incense to cleanse and sanctify the area
and to draw the spirits home.
Light your tea lights, except for the extra one,
remembering each person briefly.
Say:
I greet my ancestors and loved ones who have gone before me.
Light the extra tealight.
Say:
I welcome those who wish me well.
Break up the chocolate and put it on the metal plate,
keeping one small piece in reserve.
Hold the plate carefully over the tea lights until
the chocolate begins to soften and perfume the air.
Contemplate what death means to you as you do so.
(You may become aware of the presence of the spirits.)
Say:
Welcome those who share my feast
May those not at rest now be at peace
Eat your own small piece of chocolate.
Place the plate with the chocolate outside your
front door for the spirits to enjoy.
Sit quietly as the candles and tea lights burn
down and enjoy the sanctuary of your sacred space.
Close the circle when you are done.
Since the Day of the Dead occurs at the same time
as Samhain this is a suitable way of
celebrating and making space within your life
for the good things to come.
As you contemplate change and the death of the
old also spare a thought for the life
you wish to lead in the year to come.
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Bothersome Neighbors Go Away Spell
You Will Need:
1 green candle that will burn for 30 minutes a day for a week
paper
colored pencils/pens/crayons/whatever
Procedure:
There's often one family in every neighborhood
that simply causes trouble for others,
no matter how people try to get along with them.
Perhaps they have loud parties almost every night
or children who torment neighborhood
pets or bully other children.
When you've honestly tried everything else, here's
a spell to help them find a better place to live:
a place away from you where they will
be happier with their neighborhood.
Find a green candle, one large enough to burn
30 minutes a day for at least a week.
Make up a short chant something like this.
Say:
Bothersome neighbors go away,
find a much better place to stay.
A place where you will be happy,
I will be happy,
and all around you will be happy.
An affordable place, a nice place,
A much better place to stay
So long as it is far from me and mine.
Bothersome neighbors go away.
It'd be better to make up your own, especially
if you can personalize it to the people in question.
Just make it positive and upbeat.
The idea here is that you are helping
these folks find something better than
they have now and helping yourself to peace
and quiet at the same time.
You'll also need paper and colored
pencils/pens/crayons/whatever.
Each night light your candle
(cast a circle first if you want one),
imagining the flame as a spark
in their mind which will lead them to a new home.
Then sit down an stare into the
flame for 5-10 minutes concentrating
on your desire that they find a new,
better place to live where they
will be happy and annoy no one.
Then take up your pen and paper
and draw while chanting your chant.
Stick figure art is okay if
that is the best you can do.
The first night draw your neighbor's
(current) house with them doing
the annoying types of things they do.
Make it complete even if it's simple art.
Put in the trees, windows, and the like.
When you are done,
wait for the end of the 30 minutes,
concentrating on the candle flame and your goal.
Fold the paper up and tear it to small shreds.
Put out your candle (and close your
circle if you created one.
Save the torn scraps of paper.
On each night for the rest of the week,
repeat the ritual, but the art will change.
On the second day, draw them excited
and happy in front of their current house
because they've found a better one.
For the rest of the week, draw them
carrying various stuff
out of their current house
(as if they were moving).
The key thing here is only show there current house.
You don't want to limit possibilities
by drawing a new house for them.
After you've done this a week, put all
of the scraps of paper and some of the tail end of the candle
in an envelope and bury it or hide it
on the property line between their place and yours.
If you've used large sheets of paper,
you only need to include a portion from each
if you need to keep the envelope small.
Note that a spell like this
can take a while to take effect.
Most people do not pack up and move overnight.
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Boosting Self Confidence
You Will Need:
1 mirror, most any kind, other than compact
2 candles, of any color, pink is a good choice,
as it brings friendship and romance to yourself.
Procedure:
In a place that is comfortable for sitting
a while, and fire safe,
place the mirror with a candle on each side.
Light the candles.
Turn down, or off, any artificial light.
Now, sit down in front of the mirror, gaze at your reflection.
Sit comfortably and relaxed.
Notice all your good qualities focus on them.
Then say aloud how wonderful this feature
(eyes, for ex.) are. notice their shape and color.
Speak of them aloud.
Do this with all your best features.
Smile at yourself.
Tell yourself how wonderful you are.
State all the positive aspects of your personality,
(your humor, your willingness to help others, etc).
Name all the beautiful traits that make you special.
Speak of them aloud, and with confidence.
(It may not be as easy as it sounds!)
Now comes the really hard part--hopefully
with practice and by doing the
above things, this will be easier to do.
Say:
I am beautiful (or handsome) on the outside.
I am wonderful within.
I am special unto myself,
So let the love come in!
Negative thoughts, they vanish
I now toss them out.
Negative feelings, be banished,
To let my love shine out!
Repeat this, at least 5 times per sitting.
And do at least once a day.
You may reuse the candles, but please
do not blow them out! (It is an insult,
to the air and fire elements)
Use a snuffer, or wet your
fingers and pinch them out.
As you get more used to doing this spell,
you may repeat these words
or any words that you chose.
(spells are great, when made personal.
Maybe in time and with practice
you will want to change them,
or maybe you'll want to do that right
away or not all. Whatever you prefer).
Also, to make an attraction charm to wear,
simply find a chain with a
pendant that suits you and drape
over the mirror while doing your spell
or wear it, so it is in sight as you do your spell.
The charm gains strength as you
continue to work the spell.
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Blessing an Object Spell
You Will Need:
1 white candle
A container of salt water
1 incense stick (any will do)
Container of soil
Moon (any phase)
Procedure:
Face north.
Light the candle.
While passing object through the flame.
Say 3 times:
Passed through fire, bring me my desire,
If encountered by harm, this fire shield shall disarm.
Make sure you keep candle lit during the spell
Face west.
Now put the object in the soil.
Say 3 times:
Powered by earth, enlightened by the soil,
All evil that harms, this object shall coil.
Face south.
Now light the incense stick.
Say 3 times:
while passing object through the smoke.
Passed through the smoke, shielded by the this cloak,
No evil can break this shield, now it is sealed.
Face east.
Put object in the container of salt water
Say 3 times:
Washed in the water, shielded from slaughter,
As I wear this charm, I shall be protected from harm.
Take out your object.
Put the soil in with the container of water.
Drip some water onto candle.
Dip the incense in the soil and water.
Seal the lid.
Leave out in the moonlight for a night.
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Ash Tree Spell
You Will Need:
Sprig of an ash tree
Procedure:
It is said that in order to gain a prophetic
dream of your future true love,
take a spring of the mystical Ash tree.
Say:
Even ash, even ash, I pluck thee.
This night my true love for to see,
Neither in his/her rick or in his/her rear,
But in the clothes he/she does every day wear!
Sleep with the sprig of ash under your pillow.
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Animal Spirit Dedication Ritual
You Will Need:
juniper incense
a specific animal is chosen to be dedicated to a specific deity.
wine
ribbons
Procedure:
purify the animal with juniper incense.
Sprinkle it with wine.
Decorate the animal with ribbons in colors
associated with the specific spirit.
The animal is then returned home or to its flock.
It is now never ridden, worked or eaten,
but is instead treated exceptionally
well (or at least left alone to enjoy life)
as a gesture of sacrificial devotion.
This treatment may be extended over the
creature's entire natural life or
for a specified period of time,
although this must be stipulated
from the first initiation of the ritual.
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Anti-Insomnia Spell
You Will Need:
uncooked oats
dried chamomile flowers
1 pinch of madrake
cheesecloth
Egyptian kyphi incense
Procedure:
Wrap handfuls of uncooked oats and dried
camomile flowers, and a pinch of mandrake
in a square of cheesecloth
and filter a hot bath through it.
Light some Egyptian kyphi incense
and bathe while deeply breathing the aromas.
In bed, envisage yourself in a field of camomile,
like Dorothy surrounded by
poppies in the Wizard of Oz.
Think of lying down in the fragrant daisies,
lulled to sleep by their fresh, sweet smell.
Beneath the ground, the underworld;
and above, in the blue sky,
Witches and rainbow-hued elementals fly
by on unimaginable missions.
You lie drowsing in the fragrant flowers,
following one of the passers-by, then another,
tracing their patterns in the ether
and following to the tunnel leading
to the deep blue yonder.
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A Spell for Peaceful Sleep
Purpose:
These are hung by your bed to encourage
a restful sleep and sweet dreams.
You Will Need:
10 Cardamon pods
1 teaspoon salt
15 cloves
1/2oz peppermint
1/2 oz rosemary
dried peel of 1 lemon
Procedure:
Light a white and pink candle.
Place them on your work area (kitchen table, counter top).
Crush the cloves, cardamon and salt to a fine powder.
Blend with the herbs and put in bags.
As you are making the bags concentrate on peaceful
memories and beautiful thoughts.
Hang the bags by your bed.
Say:
Sleep be with me
Peaceful sleep
Restful sleep
Let my mind be eased
Let my body be calmed
Wings of darkness
Let the sight of night and dream
be clear, be quiet
Let my troubles drift away
and let me dream.
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A Scrying Spell
Timing:
Full or New Moon
You Will Need:
1 bowl made of metal or dark glass and water.
1 Black candle
sacred space
Procedure:
Take a bowl of water.
The bowl should be metal or very dark glass.
During a full or new Moon, light a white
or black candle in your sacred space.
Close your eyes and relax.
Ask your question and when you open
your eyes look into the water.
Relax and let images or words come into your mind.
Try to screen out the talk that usually
happens in everyone's mind
and just listen to what is
trying to be said to you.
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A Kitchen Spell for Harmony
A kitchen is a very special place in the home.
Food sustains a family, and when prepared with
love food satisfies more than mere hunger.
A kitchen should be filled with
caring thoughts and with harmony-
what begins here spreads
throughout the rest of the home.
Use this charm to bless your kitchen.
You Will Need:
At twilight, create a personal sacred space by mixing:
1 pinch of allspice
1 sprig of dried and crumbled basil
9 coriander seeds
5 juniper berries
1/2 teaspoon of dried lavender
1 teaspoon
Procedure:
Pour the mixture into a small dish or jar.
Place a stone (a geode, moonstone,
or quartz) in the center of the mixture,
and set the dish in the kitchen
someplace where it won't be disturbed.
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A Finding Spell
You Will Need:
1 green candle
1 small green stone
Procedure:
Light a green candle for luck and prosperity
Charge a small green stone with your desire to find
your "property" that eludes you.
Say 3 times:
I Pray to the Moon when she is round
Luck to me shall then abound
What I seek for shall then be found
In sea or sky or solid ground.
Remember, like energies attract,
think of positive times spent
with this lost treasure
and mentally/emotionally call
the lost one” home.
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Happiness Spell
You Will Need:
1 candle in your favorite color.
5 red rose petals.
1 picture of you as a child looking happy.
Procedure:
Sit cross-legged on the floor
and make sure you are comfortable light the candle
and spread the rose petals out around it.
Put your picture in front of you
and look deep into the flame of the candle.
Relax for a few seconds and breathe
deeply forgetting everything that is depressing you.
Push all your unhappiness into
the rose petal closest to you.
Talk the rose petal and crush it
in your hand and throw it away.
Breathe deeply again and look
into the picture of you as a happy child.
Say 3 times:
By the power within me, let happiness be.
Dig up from the corners of my mind, the
happiness and carefree of a child.
Push away heavy thoughts, let happiness flow free.
So Mote It Be.
Close your eyes imagine being young and carefree.
Then blow out the candle stand up and spin
around anti clockwise in a circle 3 times.
Get two rose petals close your eyes
and rub them along your eyelids gently.
Then go outside and bury the rose
petals under a special tree.
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